Stupid Shit on Pinterest

Take over "Stupid Shit on Pinterest!"

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:35:04 -0500

I’ve gotten a lot of messages recently about my lack of posting. And it’s true. I don’t have the time/will to post anymore.

I’m giving away SSOP.

If you would like to take over this insane~~ly popular~~ blog, submit your best “stupid shit” with caption and I’ll pick the best or probably the ONLY submission.

Submit your shit here!

There are no words.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:51:38 -0400

There are no words.

There’s a big argument on this pin about “girl...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:59:06 -0400

There’s a big argument on this pin about “girl legos” vs “boy legos” which makes this whole thing even more ridiculous…

But if I was a kid I would be more concerned with why my mom ruined my perfectly good legos while I was in the middle of making a kickass Legoland, just to make the soap look “cool*”

…

Spoiler alert- it doesn’t

Just make sure you rinse off all the chocolate frosting that you...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:16:00 -0400

Just make sure you rinse off all the chocolate frosting that you ate straight from the jar first.

Submitted by Jenn, who will fancy hers up by using sporks.

When you’re ready to take your Canadian Tuxedo to the next...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:48:00 -0500

When you’re ready to take your Canadian Tuxedo to the next level, these will be waiting.

Submitted by Linnzi, eh

I have many friends who rant and rave all over their Facebooks, and in person, about how "awesome" Pinterest is. I've seen some crazy cool stuff on there, especially some delicious-looking recipes. But honestly, most of the shit on Pinterest is dumb. I don't understand the obsession. OR THE BUTTONS. WHY SO MANY BUTTONS? Anyway... I just wanted to write in and say thanks to you for making this blog. Each day you post a new photo, it's among the best parts of my day.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:14:31 -0500

Thank you!

I promise I didn’t write this myself.

Just when you thought you’d seen it all… The...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:08:00 -0500

Just when you thought you’d seen it all…

The buttons keep bringing it. And by “it” I mean the fug.

What? Your baby doesn’t hang out in trash cans?

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:54:00 -0500

What? Your baby doesn’t hang out in trash cans?

It looks like someone from an episode of Hoarders finally found...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:25:23 -0500

It looks like someone from an episode of Hoarders finally found the time to do some crafts.

Well, good job with that. Because you’re fucking wrong.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:27:55 -0500

Well, good job with that. Because you’re fucking wrong.

Not sure what to do with all those pesky wine corks you have...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:05:00 -0500

Not sure what to do with all those pesky wine corks you have left over from your many lonely nights watching Bridezilla?

For the overly ambitious, why not try this man-catching arm chair? It’s sure to be a conversation piece. Between you and your cats.

Who would have thought a combination so magical could turn out...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:55:29 -0500

Who would have thought a combination so magical could turn out so unsightly?

via the Bourdain-esq stickyheels

Um. No.

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 10:16:38 -0500

If I received a present wrapped like this, I would give it back.

Submitted by valerina, who only uses her old denim to make skirts

Srsly? You believe this is true?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:50:21 -0500

This blows me away. #1 you know that Robert Pattinson never said this, right? and #2 you are married why do you care what boys think of girls who read? I just don’t get it. But seriously with the #1.

Robert Pattinson Quote : “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

I just can’t.

(pin via)

This isn’t a normal “Stupid Shit on Pinterest Ugly Ass Craft” but I just had to post it. Because if you truly believe he said that, you ARE Stupid Shit on Pinterest. Submitted by the tea-drinkin’ bookworm stickyheels

The comment below this pin is “Modge Podge and...

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:28:13 -0500

The comment below this pin is “Modge Podge and trash.”

At least they got the last part right.

FYI EVERYONE. I just got a message from the heavens: Jesus does...

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:51:00 -0500

FYI EVERYONE.

I just got a message from the heavens: Jesus does not want your damn rolled-up-magazine cross. He figured that, dying for your sins and all, you could at least afford him the respect to make one out of buttons.

Some things do not require you to put a bird on it.

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:20:31 -0400

Some things do not require you to put a bird on it.

This is a bowl. Made of yarn. And glue. And ugly.

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:16:00 -0400

This is a bowl. Made of yarn. And glue. And ugly.

This isn’t a craft or a project, but it’s still some...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:43:08 -0400

This isn’t a craft or a project, but it’s still some stupid shit.

Why are you posting this on Pinterest? A.) They don’t even make it anymore. B.) It’s stupid. No one gives a shit about your busted home perm.

This falls in the vein of people posting pictures of themselves on Pinterest. WHY? What on earth is the purpose? FYI: Pinterest is not facebook, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT FACEBOOK.

I think Etsy and Pinterest are sleeping together…. Edit:...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:59:00 -0400

I think Etsy and Pinterest are sleeping together….

Edit: These are selling for 95 DOLLARS. OR I will make you a pair for $15 bucks and a punch in the face.