Stupid Shit on Pinterest

There are a lot of problems with this “craft project”

• What the hell is it?
• The directions say to glue rolled up magazine pages to a balloon and when it’s dry you burst the balloon. There is no way this will stay structured enough to serve any purpose.
• It’s ugly
• What the hell is it?

Mallets + Pumpkins + Kristy = a waste of $5

Just because it’s possible to make something yourself, doesn’t mean you should.

Sooo… I should wear full body armor, a helmet and nunchucks?

Or just the regular clothes I always wear, since if I’m going to get murdered I would rather spend my time with family and friends rather than worry about what I’m going to look like when someone finds me in a gutter.

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I really just want to cry.

I’ve seen this pin about 100 times, and y’all. I don’t get it.

It’s a photo in some olive oil. Is it supposed to look cool? You know those big bottles of olive oil are like $15 bucks, right? Is this supposed to be like a snowglobe?

I JUST DON’T GET IT.

WHAT? You only get TEN YEARS of being in your 20’s? Holy shit what happens after 29?

YOU DIE??