Not sure what to do with all those pesky wine corks you have left over from your many lonely nights watching Bridezilla?
For the overly ambitious, why not try this man-catching arm chair? It’s sure to be a conversation piece. Between you and your cats.
Filed under Cat lady jokes seriously though this is ridiculous
Who would have thought a combination so magical could turn out so unsightly?
via the Bourdain-esq stickyheels
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Filed under nailed it stickyheels

If I received a present wrapped like this, I would give it back.
Submitted by valerina, who only uses her old denim to make skirts
Filed under submission All denim everything unnecessary accoutrements
This blows me away. #1 you know that Robert Pattinson never said this, right? and #2 you are married why do you care what boys think of girls who read? I just don’t get it. But seriously with the #1.

Robert Pattinson Quote : “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
I just can’t.
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This isn’t a normal “Stupid Shit on Pinterest Ugly Ass Craft” but I just had to post it. Because if you truly believe he said that, you ARE Stupid Shit on Pinterest. Submitted by the tea-drinkin’ bookworm stickyheels
Filed under submission One of the lamest quotes I've ever read in my life SO LAME I can't even.
The comment below this pin is “Modge Podge and trash.”
At least they got the last part right.
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FYI EVERYONE.
I just got a message from the heavens: Jesus does not want your damn rolled-up-magazine cross. He figured that, dying for your sins and all, you could at least afford him the respect to make one out of buttons.
Filed under ugly unnecessary crafts. sacrilege
Filed under Fug bird bag What in the hell can you even fit in that??
This isn’t a craft or a project, but it’s still some stupid shit.
Why are you posting this on Pinterest? A.) They don’t even make it anymore. B.) It’s stupid. No one gives a shit about your busted home perm.
This falls in the vein of people posting pictures of themselves on Pinterest. WHY? What on earth is the purpose? FYI: Pinterest is not facebook, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT FACEBOOK.
Filed under rage stroke pointless shit fetch
I think Etsy and Pinterest are sleeping together….
Edit: These are selling for 95 DOLLARS. OR I will make you a pair for $15 bucks and a punch in the face.
Filed under And making hideous babies BUTT-ONS This has become a blog about buttons